Someone must have made a joke about how lambda calculus is the embodiment of the separation of Church and state before, right?
@samir I've heard it before, just don't ask me to remember who perpetrated it.
@bodil I feel like I’ve heard it before too, but I can’t find it online. Perhaps it’s so bad that no one wanted to commit it to record.

@samir

Yes. I've heard it at least once. Couldn't tell you exactly where / from who, though.

@dap6000 Maybe it’s so obvious that we’ve all made it once… :-p
@samir yeah, i think there's a paper or something with this title
@chrisamaphone I searched but I couldn’t find anything, and I was very surprised. I expect it’s out there though.

@samir

You rang m’lord? :o)

I told this pun as part of my ACCU 2025 lightning talk last year.

@samir Ah, I even put a thread of toots on here with it in:

https://mastodon.social/@chrisoldwood/114327124871306898

@chrisoldwood Marvellous, I knew I hadn’t invented it. I expect it’s come around a bunch of times, but I’ll take this as one authoritative source.

@samir I’m sure I’m not the first either, but I’ll take it until you find an earlier source :o).

Bonus reading: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptomnesia

Cryptomnesia - Wikipedia

@chrisoldwood I think my entire personality is watching QI and listening to No Such Thing As A Fish, forgetting the source, and then repeating random facts as if I’d read the scientific research! 😜
@chrisoldwood @samir Thanks for making my morning. The 3 computer science nerds that get this joke are cracking up!

@jovaneyck @samir

I can offer you a blog post which has my programming puns from various lightning talks over the years, if you’re a glutton for punishment :o).

https://chrisoldwood.blogspot.com/2025/04/a-decade-of-lightning-talks-with.html

A Decade of Lightning Talks with Programming One-Liners

Tales of a computer programmer.

@samir i heard it before at POPL i think 🙃
@typeswitch I always figured POPL was a cool conference and I should check it out. 😅
@samir a top 10 conference in "research presentations that are only for the authors' friends to understand". tho i assume most academic conferences are kinda like that as well.
@typeswitch Ah, makes sense. I expect I’d only go if I was part of an entourage, for exactly this reason. What took you there?
@samir i went to the PLMW (programming languages mentoring workshop) when i was an early grad student. it was a great workshop for people coming into PL. (the attached conference is a bit overwhelming tho.)