Ejaculation
Pollen all over my car
Show some restraint, Birch.

#Haiku

@LoganFive The thought of pollen as tree ejaculate is a big motivator for me to mask up.
@LoganFive
Your mastery of haiku, Logan, means that you are now officially venerable.
@LoganFive Summer is cumming! LOL!

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So it's either happy sauce or pollen all over the walls of the Hilton that ICE just left? 50/50 shot. Wait.

@LoganFive Birch, be bolding.
@PhoenixSerenity @LoganFive I’ve been watching this thread. It wasn’t me.

@LoganFive

Tree spurt everywhere
Arboreal bukkake
Buy me dinner first

@LoganFive
Lhude sing, cuccu!
Summer is icumen in.
"Groweth sed," indeed.
@LoganFive
Birches love your car
@LoganFive “Hanami” is a
misnomer for picknicking
while trees jizz on you
#Haiku
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanami
Hanami - Wikipedia

@LoganFive
reload my jar full,
before this spring or earlier,
with all your contribution, Birch