🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)Girlfriend's mom: Oh, Alice, while you're here, I have this lockbox that I don't have a key for.
Me: Grab it!
Girlfriend's mom: It's not really urg—
Me: —It's open.
Girlfriend's mom: Wow.
Girlfriend's mom: ...darn, it's not full of cash.
kitFor some people there's a difference between a lockbox and a storage container, and then there's @alice
wb x64@hypostase @alice the day I picked my front door I truly felt the meaning of the phrase, "locks keep honest people out." The day I picked my friend's door in five seconds confirmed it.
(Disclaimer: don't pick your front door unless an emergency visit to a locksmith is something you're okay with)
Von Xylofon@hypostase The way I see it, the difference between a lockbox and a storage container *is* @alice.