Made a slightly chaotic and improvised Easter cake for lunch with the family. The vegan mini eggs are from https://mummymeegz.com/

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This was initially supposed to be one of those Easter nests with cereal in melted chocolate making up the, uh, twig component of the nest, but I used Ombar vegan chocolate and it turns out it doesn't actually melt? I'm not criticising Ombar here, vegan substitutes often don't behave quite the way you expect and honestly I'm grateful that we have so much available at all, just putting it out there as a warning for anyone else who might be tempted to try it.

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With the ridiculous overconfidence that led me to take on decorating my own wedding cake and learn nothing from the experience I decided to pipe buttercream frosting on instead. I've seen Bakeoff, you just need to make the buttercream then do a few dubious innuendos about squeezing the bag till it squirts and job's a good'un. Also I teach basketry and am very good at picking up fibre crafts. And taught myself SQL. I'm sure the skills are transferrable.

Anyway that's what the strawberries and coconut are to hide.

You could try an INNERJOIN to reconstitute the chocolate.

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Or a LEFTJOIN or a RIGHTJOIN.

I never really understood the difference. I just tried them all until I got results that looked right.

It’s been nearly 20 years since I wrote a #SQL query (as a JavaScript variable, ooh get me) but I remember thinking WHY AM I SHOUTING AT THIS COMPUTER?

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