Jernej Simončič �23h ago
Fesshole 🧻
It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. Now I am perfectly placed to make Marmite Maltesers and leave them on the table for unsuspecting guests.
Apr 4 at 4:20pmWeb
Show threadToast, Anonymous Fedi Fungus23h ago
@fesshole This is something I would actually eat. DM me the recipe!
Show threadNex Carter23h ago
@ShiitakeToast @fesshole Not DM! Share it with everyone :D i would LOVE that...
Show threadBitan Nath23h ago
@ShiitakeToast @fesshole me too!! But with toast!
Show threadToast, Anonymous Fedi Fungus23h ago
@fesshole @bitanath I was imagining that the malted milk candy under the marmite glaze would stand in for the toast.
Show threadBitan Nath23h ago
@ShiitakeToast @fesshole Perfect!
Show threadUrban Camera23h ago

@fesshole

I'd eat them all.

Show threadToilet full of bugs23h ago
@fesshole Make Marmite glazed Brussels sprouts and give them out at halloween.
Show threadAlan Bellingham23h ago
@ephemeromorph @fesshole nom nom nom
Show threadBytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇬🇱23h ago

@fesshole

I WANT some of those!

Show threadflux23h ago
@fesshole let me know if you start selling them. I buy anything marmite!!!
Show threadJe ne comprends pas23h ago
@fesshole This is prank perfection.
Show threadMedea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️23h ago
@fesshole we need to find a new “Convict Continent”
Show threadesc key23h ago
@fesshole Discerning guests wouldn’t be tempted by the Maltesers in the first place…
Show threadScott23h ago
@fesshole diabolical genius
Show threadƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ23h ago

@fesshole
Given the nauseating state of most so-called chocolate these days this has to be an improvement.

#ServingSuggestion

Show threadChristopher Linfoot22h ago

Checks date.

Not 1st April.

Must be real. I want that recipe. Stat.

@fesshole

Show threadB@1ty22h ago
@fesshole you monster! That's proper evil! 🤮
Show threadBen Todd21h ago

@fesshole

Marmite Malteasers sounds like a euphemism for 💩

Show threadWildbird20h ago
@fesshole you had me at marmite...
Show threadgespenst0220h ago
@fesshole That's a bit sadistic, isn't it?
Show threadpetros17h ago

@fesshole A truely evil MMM - Marmite Malteser Monster !

😝

Show threadKevin P. Fleming17h ago
@fesshole Evil incarnate.
Show threadtautology17h ago
@fesshole the Marmite instead of chocolate sounds great. Now if you could replace the manky middle bit of the Malteser with something that actually tastes nice, that would be great.