A tiki tramp gave me this cocktail recipe on the streets of Hawaii. He said it was called the Sanaa Tooth Whipper.

Take an empty cocktail shaker. Into this pour the juice of 2 mangoes. Add 5 measures of kirsch and 3 measures of slivovitz. Top up with Irn Bru. Shake furiously for 2 minutes, then strain into a chipped mug. Bottoms up!

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