I feel like the real problem here isn’t even that the head of FEMA disaster response thinks he got teleported to a Waffle House in the middle of the night but that the Newspaper Of Record felt the need to carefully investigate this nonsense.

@dan It seems to me that the paper had three alternatives:

1/ Do not report this at all. This leaves the readership uninformed, which is not good.

2/ Report that Mr Phillips has lost all contact with reality. This is likely to result in law suits from Trump, which might be existential for the paper.

3/ Report it "seriously". This has the same effect with the readership, but with less danger of a law suit.

@dan The subheading should have ended with, "He is an idiot."
@dan I don’t feel they explored the alternate-reality-upon-teleport angle sufficiently