AI6YR BenApr 4

Hmm, I don't have an angle grinder/bolt cutters in my disaster prep kit... Waffle House does. What do they know that I do not know?

#disasterpreparedness #disasters #wafflehouse

Show threadDavid SacerdoteApr 4

@ai6yr apparently something about FEMA officials who think they can teleport

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html?unlocked_article_code=1.YVA.rVY9.8VI-5SAv1Qub&smid=nytcore-ios-share

No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In

Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.

The New York Times
Show threadLazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Apr 4
@dsacer @ai6yr shocking how they left off "can teleport" from that list
Show threadDavid SacerdoteApr 4
@Lazarou @ai6yr the original headline was so ridiculous: "FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious."
Show threadLazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
@dsacer @ai6yr lol, it's not just experts who are dubious!
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