kurt sent me a video, delighted to have learned the story of Theagenes, the famed boxer whose statue fell on an opponent and was put on a trial and cast into the sea, then fished back out again and put back in place after the crops failed

so I sent back the story of Buphonia, the yearly festival where someone ritually slaughters an ox and then runs away, leaving the ax behind, and then the ax is symbolically convicted of murder

ancient greece: fucking putting ANYTHING on trial