restaurant depot mistake got us too few coconuts this time but turned my 10 lb bag of potatoes into a 50 lb bag, so....

I'll use my 24 boxes of corn starch from last time to make extra crispy air fryer potatoes XD ​

Kurt: (comes in wanting to talk about spaceflight plumbing)
Me: (infodumps for at least ten minutes about hair braiding through history)

you're welcome, kurt

kurt sent me a video, delighted to have learned the story of Theagenes, the famed boxer whose statue fell on an opponent and was put on a trial and cast into the sea, then fished back out again and put back in place after the crops failed

so I sent back the story of Buphonia, the yearly festival where someone ritually slaughters an ox and then runs away, leaving the ax behind, and then the ax is symbolically convicted of murder

ancient greece: fucking putting ANYTHING on trial

protip: just throw out ramen packet. add spoonful of flavor base and sambal oelek instead

​ I always thought Maggi was a west African brand. I would never ever have suspected it is Swiss.

for the first time in like 40 hours I have acquired drinking water

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