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makes cute emoji sets:      
loves nature, games, learning ... and you!
[http://pronoun.is/she]💗🌎♻️

Please don't remove my CWs, add hashtags to replies or quote toot me. I mute users who never use CWs. #nobot #noindex

I turn off social graph features for wellness. Please just let yourself in the front door and I'll get the idea!

No sealions

store/patreon(long covid hiatus)
liberapayhttps://liberapay.com/flan_foundry
Me: can I have some water please?
Kurt: god, look at you.
Kurt: (high pitched squeaky voice) "I'm trying to live"
Kurt: gonna take away your millennial card
dang it, my boifriend's phone's DHCP lease expired before I could log into the router and smell it and growl like a fox in heat
women are not supposed to have shaved legs for mens pleasure, women are supposed to have shaved legs because they maintain their kitchen knife properly and ran out of arms to do enthusiastic shaving test for QA
I cut my fingertip please take this post as substitute for favestarring all of yours this weekend 

very disappointed to learn that instant sedative darts and knockout gas aren't real things

why do you lie, popular media

My son paid me the BEST compliment tonight...

We were talking about how living on his own on the other side of the world for a year gave him a new appreciation for living at home with his parents.

He said while he'd always appreciated me as a mother and caretaker, and he's always been vocal about loving my food... being away gave him a newfound appreciation for me as a homemaker.

My heart... MY HEART.

imagine, though....

scene: you're a young person enjoying a nice festival in the desert and this dude turns around and it's justin trudeau

Late night rough night emergency food from out. I asked Kurt to just make a good happen. Somehow he made beef and lamb pizza from the doner kebab place happen. I am... confused and oddly charmed
kurt sent me this and now we get divorced
@kurtm just shouted: "oh god there's pirates going after them! run, astronauts, run!"