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makes cute emoji sets:      
loves nature, games, learning ... and you!
[http://pronoun.is/she]💗🌎♻️

Please don't remove my CWs, add hashtags to replies or quote toot me. I mute users who never use CWs. #nobot #noindex

I turn off social graph features for wellness. Please just let yourself in the front door and I'll get the idea!

No sealions

store/patreon(long covid hiatus)
liberapayhttps://liberapay.com/flan_foundry

very disappointed to learn that instant sedative darts and knockout gas aren't real things

why do you lie, popular media

My son paid me the BEST compliment tonight...

We were talking about how living on his own on the other side of the world for a year gave him a new appreciation for living at home with his parents.

He said while he'd always appreciated me as a mother and caretaker, and he's always been vocal about loving my food... being away gave him a newfound appreciation for me as a homemaker.

My heart... MY HEART.

imagine, though....

scene: you're a young person enjoying a nice festival in the desert and this dude turns around and it's justin trudeau

Late night rough night emergency food from out. I asked Kurt to just make a good happen. Somehow he made beef and lamb pizza from the doner kebab place happen. I am... confused and oddly charmed
kurt sent me this and now we get divorced
@kurtm just shouted: "oh god there's pirates going after them! run, astronauts, run!"
.... well I said that and now there's more of a darude - sandstorm vibe
okay this just looks like a fun chill ride
have we had a sequel sighting yet of the pretty pantsuit lady with all the rings in whatever new outfit she's got today? you'd let me know, right?
someone please make breakfast, it's already 2:30 in the afternoon