Mastodawn

The hits just keep rolling today. Serves me right for having a flare and reading news instead of working on the gardens.

Anyway, y’all remember earlier this year when I said the “#ballroom” was a cover for a massive project? That the scope and contractors hired matched the people that #Ellison used to build data bunkers for the #IDF in Israel? That the materials bid wasn’t consistent with above grade construction?

Yeah, so Diaper Daddy was so peeved about the judge halting the plans, that he said the quiet part out loud.

“The military is building a big complex under the ballroom, which has come out recently because of a stupid lawsuit that was filed,” he said, “We have bomb shelters that we're building. We have a hospital and very major medical facilities that we're building” he continued.

Under the White House, without congressional oversight. In a marshland. With an AI architect.

The timeline is broken.

https://www.npr.org/2026/04/03/nx-s1-5772665/trump-ballroom-underground-military-bunker

GhostOnTheHalfShell 19h ago

So Hitler’s bunker

MissConstrue 19h ago

@GhostOnTheHalfShell Godspeed to the final chapter, sir…big strong men tell him, with tears in their eyes…

GhostOnTheHalfShell 18h ago

Those parody sites that have been using the same footage for ages are going to have to figure how to modify hair color.

Fortunately, technology comes to the rescue

Netraven 19h ago

@MissConstrue my take is that it's all a sideshow. It's a shell game, where at the end, there is no marker under any shell and the swindler flips the table on the crowd at the end while running toward the exit with the cash.

@MissConstrue a major medical facility? I'm tempted to conclude he'd rather not be observed in transit to Walter Reed

Jo - pièce de résistance 17h ago

@MissConstrue
Drey Dossier exposed this a month ago. She is scary right about a lot of things that are scary.

https://youtu.be/znJC2siGzfY

Trump's ballroom is just the lid

YouTube

MissConstrue 17h ago

@JoBlakely she is amazeballs. I referenced her in my original post, a while back. She’s my go to on keeping track of the Ellison shenanigans.

Jo - pièce de résistance 17h ago

@MissConstrue did you watch her series “who TF is in my head?”
She really is amazing.

@JoBlakely @MissConstrue Bill Gates is building another secret underground lair? What happened to the one he had under Nortel in Galway?

(source: Julian Gough's "Jude: Level 1", https://www.juliangough.com/journal/category/Jude%3A+Level+1)

Jude: Level 1 — Blog — Julian Gough

Julian Gough

Maxilo Overit 17h ago

It's a Transformer. Ballroom transforms into a bunker but both are just the bones of the body the AI designed for itself.

staringatclouds 15h ago

@MissConstrue You mean there isn't a bunker under the Whitehouse already ?

The movies lied to us !

Or have they just not told Trump it's there ?⁰

MissConstrue 15h ago

@staringatclouds Oh there was. There were pictures of it during 9/11 when the Bushes and the Joint Chiefs were there.

I'm given to understand, by media reporting, that the original bunker was destroyed when the Wing was.

Nicole Parsons 14h ago

Every despot has a dungeon, detention cells, & torture chambers under their palaces.

Trump's announcement is both a threat & a revenue proposal.

Every visitor extorted, interrogated, and hacked.

Remember, the arrest of Chris Collins for insider trading while at the White House was just Mueller investigation bycatch.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/22/-trump-pardons-15-including-people-convicted-in-mueller-probe-.html

https://abcnews.com/US/trump-issues-flurry-pardons-commutations/story?id=74869694

https://abcnews.com/Politics/rep-chris-collins-arrested-insider-trading-charges/story?id=57108196

Imagine surveillance on every visitor like that, but more hard core.

Davie Duck 13h ago

@Npars01 @MissConstrue Meanwhile, #Epstein ?

@MissConstrue I wonder if the new bunker is also because Donny got scared/claustrophobic when he fled to the existing WH bunker that one time (the day he held up an upside-down bible and asked if his military guys couldn't just shoot some civilians there...).
The biggest, the best bunker mentality...

Joe ❌👑13h ago

@MissConstrue I am skeptical of these claims, because it was already known that there is a secure facility under the former East Wing, which Trump tore down, making it more vulnerable. So no, I don't think that this is a cover for a military project, it is just Trump insanity. They could have expanded the existing facility without the ballroom project.

@MissConstrue
Houston's built on something similar to marshland. There are buildings that'll flood if the pumps are off for too long. I wonder if the same applies here.

C. R. Collins 🌳 🐸11h ago

All these super villians in their underground troll lairs. Suits them.

Cruiser 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽9h ago

@MissConstrue It is going to be hard dragging the orange maniac from the premises ... 🫣