I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!

(I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)

Do you think the people selling this are laughing at their customers or are they into it?

It's like a damn joke.

@futurebird

Around 25 years ago, there was a not-very-serious paper from MIT that pointed out that tinfoil hats are basically parabolic reflectors and so, rather than keeping out rays, they will focus them on the brain.

Possibly worth sharing with people who might buy this nonsense.

@david_chisnall @futurebird

Hah. What the MIT folks didn't realize is that by FOCUSING THE RADIO WAVES your brain becomes MORE POWERFUL!

@lemgandi @david_chisnall @futurebird I'm sure they're aware - the parabolic antenna that the hat makes is aimed down, increasing your reception of the Earth's healing Schumann resonance waves. It's like dial-up for the collective unconscious (slower access is healthier, it's low glycemic index information and the opposite of unhealthy 5G).