FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

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FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. - SLRPNK

Lemmy

Strangely after teleporting I always wake up with a headache and memory loss.
And for some reason it’s always right after twenty beers

Surely that’s a coincidence. If it was the beer, how come you don’t teleport a little bit after 1 beer?
My logic is infallible, and by my logic we can 100% exclude that beer has anything to do with it.

The power of deduction baby. 😋