Ben Cohen
Just got a call from the school counselor, because the kids were reading a short story in English class by Roald Dahl about a murderer using cyanide and apparently looking up "how long does cyanide take to kill you" on the school wifi sets off ALL THE FIREWALL ALARMS.
Apr 3 at 8:52pmIvory for Mac
Show threadgeraint1d ago
@airspeedswift Wait until they start asking whether it’s possible to glue furniture to the ceiling
Show threadNatalia Ossipova1d ago
@airspeedswift Now they've learned that they should prepare their next crime at home.
Show threadPepijn Bruienne1d ago
@airspeedswift ...so, how long exactly?
Show threadaburtch1d ago
@airspeedswift @falcennial Roald Dahl is waaaay trippier than most remember. https://pca.st/episode/fc12c180-4214-4ac6-848e-33fbe85e713e
The Irregulars

Before Roald Dahl becomes the world's most popular children's author, he's a 26-year-old British spy in wartime Washington, seducing congresswomen, mixing martinis for FDR, and gathering secrets for…

Show threadoscarfalcon1d ago

@airspeedswift

Wait, isn't this USEFUL information? you know, in case somebody ingests poison... I don't know I would rather they know stuff than be dumb fucks like the school systems seems to want them to be.