Ben CohenJust got a call from the school counselor, because the kids were reading a short story in English class by Roald Dahl about a murderer using cyanide and apparently looking up "how long does cyanide take to kill you" on the school wifi sets off ALL THE FIREWALL ALARMS.
oscarfalconWait, isn't this USEFUL information? you know, in case somebody ingests poison... I don't know I would rather they know stuff than be dumb fucks like the school systems seems to want them to be.