Mastodawn

I WANT TO KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU MANIACS ACTUALLY PICKED A BOWL OF SOUP

Fugue State Machine Moto 1d ago

@Lana I mean. Only if I already have the soup in front of me when I need to take the pill. But yeah why not?

@cmdrmoto

@Lana small spoonful of yogurt because that's what I'm getting for the kids anyway

also I have questions about Pepsi being chaotic *good*

@joshg I mean it's at least a beverage

@Lana ok, ok, I suppose

...but so is soup

@Lana *slurps from side of bowl*

@Lana dang it, you edited again :D

@joshg LMAO sorry

Toast, Anonymous Fedi Fungus 23h ago

@Lana I didn’t pick it, as I usually do coffee or tea, but I haven’t not popped a couple Advil with a cup o noodles.

Skean Harshly KC1WKV 22h ago

@Lana it wasn't me, but I HAVE taken meds with a bowl of soup at least twice that I can specifically recall.

If I'd ever taken them with ketchup, even once, I would have voted for that though! Diabolical!

Claude Gohier 1d ago

@Lana

Last option should be Chaotic Evil, right?

@claudegohier damn I had a bunch of typos. Yes.

king toot uncommon

🏴1d ago

@Lana almost always an energy drink, so I said Pepsi

Tobias 🌒🌕🌘1d ago

@Lana Chaotic Evil: a line of Oreo cookies with all the stuf scraped off.

Tobias 🌒🌕🌘1d ago

@Lana Alternatively - Chaotic Evil: A glass of tequila.

@catdad eh...lawful evil.

Tobias 🌒🌕🌘1d ago

@Lana Fair. I tend to gravitate to that in games anyway. Malicious compliance is underrated imho.

Tobias Barth 1d ago

@Lana I put them into a piece of a Black Forest Cake.

@tobias_barth it's like hiding your dog's meds in a hunk of cheese

Tobias Barth 1d ago

@Lana Try this with my cat. No chance. She will work around the smallest pill.

Mees 🔻1d ago

@Lana when it's a lot of pills, I do make sure there's a bit of saliva when I 'dry' swallow. That may change my alignment.

I do try to follow up with drinking something, my stomach doesn't need the drama.

Ben Curthoys 1d ago

@Lana injected into subcutaneous fat.

smeg 1d ago

@Lana handful of water out of the bathroom sink

Cary 1d ago

@Lana I do all of the neutrals... dry swallow until I need some liquid, so take a swig of coffee... A minute later in the shower, I feel like I need a little more liquid, so gorgle some shower water

OldGeek 1d ago

@Lana I'm Natural Good I only use Spring water

Heathen 🐈1d ago

@Lana
I'm guessing an energy drink is Chaotic Good, but it feels Chaotic Neutral every time.

PastaThief 1d ago

@Lana Where's the option for "a sip of water directly from the faucet in the washroom"? Am I the only one who does that?

Bill, organizer of stuff 1d ago

@Lana A handful of water from the bathroom sink?

Azuaron 1d ago

@Lana I used to dry swallow, but I'm not able to anymore. Sometimes tea, but usually water.

FiXato 1d ago

@Lana whatever I have handy at the time.

Advanced Persistent Teapot 1d ago

@Lana water, but I take the water first, pills second.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

James 1d ago

@Lana beer 😅

@DrJLecter please do not take your meds with alcohol.

James 23h ago

@Lana don't worry, it's nothing too critical and it happens maybe once a month. Worst case is my blood pressure goes down a tad too quickly which would still be too high on a normal day 😅 I know of the dangers and I'm not in the habit of risking my health more than usual. Thank you for caring 🥰

john.brown_typeface 23h ago

@Lana
i feel like chaotic evil should be with grapefruit juice

*[do not eat/drink grapefruit with pharmaceuticals]*

@johnbrowntypeface wh...what happens? Do you turn into a grapefruit vampire?

john.brown_typeface 23h ago

@Lana
it increases (or decreases) the concentration of many drugs and can cause serious side effects or death

Grapefruit-drug interactions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapefruit%E2%80%93drug_interactions

Grapefruit–drug interactions - Wikipedia

@johnbrowntypeface oh shit did not know that.

john.brown_typeface 23h ago

@Lana
yeah, it's not well known enough for how serious it can be

doctors should be emphasizing it much more

🐙ptoothfish🐙23h ago

@Lana dissolve under gum like dip 😈 (voted dry swallow for closest effect)

Easydor 23h ago

@Lana
Well, water is the standard, but I had it with soup, also more often just with a spoon of porridge.

Jesse 22h ago

@Lana
sparkling water mostly. The bubbles help with swallowing, but mostly I just love sparkling water 😄

John Lusk 22h ago

@Lana

Expected chaotic evil to be shot of whiskey or something.

@Lana

A shot of vodka

Jonas 21h ago

@Lana
True neutral is saliva

Rupert V/21h ago

@Lana Glass of wine (lawful evil) if I still have some when I go to bed, but more often a glass of tonic water.

Biggles 20X6!21h ago

@Lana squirt of sriracha then you can at least feel a little alive, even if it's just a novel pain making the difference.

Biggles 20X6!20h ago

@Lana this was surprisingly enjoyable. I have found my new replacement for olive/pickle water.

𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"20h ago

@Taco_lad LMAO you monster

Jamie Blumberg 21h ago

@Lana You’re missing another Chaotic entry, of “crunch”, aka you chew all your pills because you can’t swallow them. My girlfriend does this.

You S Blues 20h ago

@jamie_blumberg I learned to swallow pills using sparkling water and leaving the pill close to the front of the mouth to “ride” the bubbles down.

Tomorrow I’m going to try ketchup., cause YOLO.

Biggles 20X6!20h ago

@patmikemid @jamie_blumberg having now tried it, I'm swapping to sriracha. Truly the wonder condiment.

W6KME 20h ago

@Lana I take mine with a handful of Grape Nuts.

J A 18h ago

@Lana When I was a teenager, I thought it was cool to be able to dry swallow pills so I practiced until I was able to... but if I had been thinking of it as "true neutral", I doubt I would have made the effort, lol.

(Now I take So Many Pills that I drink probably a full pint of water every evening. I guess maybe dry swallowing doesn't scale!)

Lee Hauser 17h ago

@Lana When I take my Rybelsis (Ozempic pill) I drink water, swallow pill, drink again because that stuff is nasty.