Why would god use dumbasses as the standard unit of philosophy?

It’s measuring speed, speed of light is 1 dumbass.

Which proves God is American (anything except metric)

I learned recently that it was the Babylonians who invented the hour and the minute as a unit of time, and they used base 60, which I thought was pretty neat.
IIRC, they picked 60 because it could be evenly divided into 1/2, 1/3, 1/4, 1/5, and 1/6 which allowed them to stick to whole numbers more easily.

If you use your thumb to count the sections of 4 fingers you get 12.

Then you hold up a finger on your other hand. When all 5 are up you have 60.

I have never accepted this explanation. Yes, using base 12 is logical and well documented. But that means you’ve got 12 on the other hand as well. 144 would’ve made more sense.
Yeah, what that user is describing is a mixed base system, which is pretty uncommon-- but then again, not for the people who invented time, since we have either 24|60|60 or 2|12|60|60 divisions for that. 5|12 would not be that weird.
It was defined around making trade easy, which very frequently relied on simple division of things measured to fixed units (because you had fixed sets of weights)
Same reason there are 12 inches in a foot.