Here's a little cocktail I invented this morning. I call it the Bethany Throat Pricker.

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Into this pour the juice of 3 limes. Add 4 measures of gin and 4 measures of mezcal. Top up with Irish stout. Shake unconvincingly for 9 minutes, then strain into a plastic beaker. Zum Wohl!

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