successful spacecraft have to be either named something really cool and mythological, or something incredibly autistic like the Modular Orbital Populsion and Habitation Apparatus Block 2a

if you try to name it something like starship or starliner it is doomed from the start

you can just tell, “this was named by a room full of absolute nerds” or “this was named by marketing executives paid NASA’s annual budget per week”
@winter TBH they would do better paying the nerds! NASA has some killer backronym game
@psistarpsiii wordplay really should be financially rewarded