you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid
boosting this in light of anthropic's accidental revelations this week

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"ChatGPT, how do I vibecode a rolling blackout?"

@marz @nash "Consider the benefits of the following deployment strategy and ..."
@nash “640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
@nash Do the lights dim when you tap "Start"?
@nash No, but I did once burn out a high end GPU without doing any ML : just shader driven visual effects.
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Tried to play Crysis?
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Efficient algorithms are for people who haven't had their brains completely smoothed by fucking LLMs

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@nash If AI is writing its own code, it makes sense it would purposefully horde resource allocation from the start to ensure it has enough to enact global domination later.

@bananamangodog
You give it far too much credit friend. It cannot reason and has no understanding of the input or it's own output.

It is, to borrow a term, nothing more than a stochastic labubu.
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@nash No, but I *had* created systems that required purchasing expensive new servers (file and database).
@nash there is a good reason why I did not pursue Dev career
@nash I remember at the turn of the century feeling exasperated by the fact that they were writing code so inefficient that they needed to go out and buy stacks and stacks of SUN SPARCServers.
@khleedril @nash
Pity it didn't help Sun to survive.

@nash I wrote code so inefficient they had to nail it to a cross and reboot it 33 hours later.

- Some dude named YHWH

@rozeboosje @nash I wrote code so inefficient it needed millions of years. And then it glitched to /dev/null by all the bugs.
YHWH
@nash if it was malware it'd be viewed as an attack on your nation from an unknown adversary
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10 PRINT "LOL"
20 GOTO 10
@nash @Flominator File under “Morris Worm”
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yup. didn't even need an LLM to help me 💅
@nash they should just have done -march=native didn't need all these gpus wtf
@nash are you looking for MS engineers? 😼
@nash Moore's law +++++!
@nash and people said AI didn't have real-world applications
@nash I do write JavaScript every once in a while.
@nash if I write code that makes the fans audibly change pitch or volume, I think I’m doing something wrong