I'm glad I put in so much work on my website for Google to just decide what I wanted to say. I can't wait for someone to start using Telegram because Gemini hallucinated my content.
I screamed from the rooftops that the algorithmic timeline was bad and nobody listened to me. Ready to be ignored again.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/joetoscano1/2026/03/06/google-just-patented-the-end-of-your-website/
If anyone's curious/bored, just to really drill my point home, THIS is the kind of thought and effort I put into The New Oil. You disagree with my logic or takes, but you can't argue that I put a lot of fucking thought and work into using very precise wording.
I hope there's a Hell so Google can burn in it.
https://gitlab.com/thenewoil/website/-/work_items/67#note_1457203246
JFC, fuck this author with a rusty spoon.
If there’s one insight we all need to focus on most, it’s this: your job is no longer to build a destination. It’s to build a parts library. And one that’s well documented so that when an AI agent re-assembles those parts for the human on the other side, the parts are put together in a way you wish to be represented.
The web has always evolved in ways that reduced brand control over the user journey. Ads replaced organic rankings. Featured snippets replaced clicks. AI Overviews replaced visits. This patent is the logical next step in that progression. The question isn’t how to stop this from happening, it’s how to make sure your parts are the ones AI wants to work with.
Emphasis added by me.
Like, you, "Joe Toscano", author of this story, get fucked. Go fuck yourself. Fuck you so much. Fuck you three thousand. Fuck you to the moon and back.
@jrdepriest Fighting the visceral urge to set up a Google alert so that when this guy dies I can remember to go celebrate.
Clearly he's never made anything of real value in his entire life or else he'd realize how awful of a sentiment that is.
I bet his entire family secretly hates him.
@jrdepriest Dug a little bit. This is from the description of his book on Amazon:
"Toscano provides a critique of modern regulation, including parts of the new European Union's General Data Proctection [sic] Regulation (GDPR) suggesting how we can create proactive, adaptable regulation that satisfies both the needs of consumer safety and commercial success in the international economy."
So yeah, he's a fucking tool. AI maxi.
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