@crk5 it's the day people become insufferable and ascertain they have rights they work hard at denying me
@crk5 it's the one people "own" god by mocking human nature
@crk5 it's the day where people work hard at hurting your feelings while you've done nothing to them at all - they are doing this because not only are they better than you, it's their moral imperative to remind you that they're better.
@crk5 Sometimes, people post offensive things about another group to show their own "side" how strongly they belong to the "correct" team.
@crk5 @cstross Technically, Jesus would be a lich rather than a zombie/vampire/other kind of undead
@crk5 don't look too closely at this

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It's much more logical in France: no rabbit, the bells of Rome fly chocolates back from Italy to France, as one might expect at Easter.

(Some Americans protest that this is absurd though, since, after all, bells don't lay eggs [sic].)

@crk5 I couldn't care less about Holy Week. Besides, there's no evidence that you can't eat meat, beets, or tomatoes. It's all a myth the Vatican invented to scare people. I call it Holy Crap Week.
WoodyAllenJesus by Tim Minchin (on Jonathan Ross)

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In fairness, the rabbit used to be a bird until a goddess took pity on it.
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