Here's a little cocktail I invented this morning. I call it the Looe Skin Pricker.

Take an empty cocktail shaker. Into this pour the juice of 2 strawberries. Add 3 measures of bourbon and 3 measures of cognac. Top up with ice cream soda. Shake sadly for 8 minutes, then strain into a copper mug. Tchin tchin!

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