Basha
Staff Chief of JointsCAPCOM, the rest of the crew seems annoyed that I'm peeling hardboiled eggs in the capsule, even though I brought enough to share. Please advise. Over.
Richard Hendricks@the_etrain Korean Astronaut: Oh great, I can open my kimchee now!
Everyone else: NO!
Third spruce tree on the left@hendric @the_etrain Ill have you know that when a South Korean astronaut went to the ISS a year back they developed a confined-space friendly kimchee squeeze tube.
That and there's a person at NASA who'se sole jobe is to sniff-test all the food that will go in the space tin can. That tickles me.
@tezoatlipoca @the_etrain As someone who has had kimchee ferment in a jar and leak out all over the fridge, I hope they leave enough space for the co2!
Wendroid 🇺🇦@hendric @the_etrain Everyone needs to know: kimchee helps trap microplastics!!! Eat More Kimchee!!! 🧡
🧠Austin@the_etrain CAPCOM to Integrity. Recommend sprinkling salt on them, since they want to be extra salty. There is a salt shaker in your supply rations, next to the freeze dried ice cream and the russian pencils. Over.
David Cohen@the_etrain INTEGRITY, we have had a team work through some procedures down here on this. Be advised we suggest opening the sharing packet of extra cheezee Doritos and pass them around as an appeasement. Over.
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur@the_etrain
Allow me to say it, Chief:
You've outdone yourself with your posts by multiple factors of 10 today, Chief.
And it's not even noon yet where I'm located, and I'm neither drunk NOR stoned.
Allow me to say it, Chief:
You've outdone yourself with your posts by multiple factors of 10 today, Chief.
And it's not even noon yet where I'm located, and I'm neither drunk NOR stoned.
@Guillotine_Jones
Mostly just amusing myself with a stream of nonsense, but thanks!
Mostly just amusing myself with a stream of nonsense, but thanks!
@the_etrain
But in amusing yourself, Chief, you also managed to amuse me, and in THIS timeline that makes all the difference in the world.
But in amusing yourself, Chief, you also managed to amuse me, and in THIS timeline that makes all the difference in the world.
saucerlost@the_etrain
The papers want to know whose eggs you buy
The papers want to know whose eggs you buy
Kim Possible 
@the_etrain The crew seem hostile, even though I brought enough Durian fruit for everyone.
Per Haps ✅✔✓☑@the_etrain I just don't get it. Pulled out the party-size bag of Skittles, was about to tear it open, and all three of them lunge at me to take it away. I was GOING to share.
paulCAPCOM, @Kierkegaanks is threatening to open a can of Surströmming in retaliation. Please advise. Over.
sumehara
https://tokyoesque.com/smell-harassment-japanese-personal-care-industry/
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@the_etrain @amiserabilist to be clear, the gun is pointed at the pressurized can of fermented fish
JustaJason 🦜
@amiserabilist That is! Looks like a frog fish but I haven't had a chance to positively identify it. However, the resemblance is FUCKING UNCANNY!
i tried reverse searching but there were only social media posts, which leads me to believe it is ai generated.
@amiserabilist Its some kind of frog fish. They're ambush predators.
what a fascinating creature.
a sea furry.
a new genre just dropped?
https://www.reddit.com/r/furry/comments/9lr1xp/what_are_anthropomorphized_sea_creaturesfish/
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@amiserabilist an interesting thing in commonality here. The ambush predator part that is.
sexual coercion and forced copulation, often referred to as "rape" in ethological literature, occur among many fish species, such as guppies.
Males may use aggressive tactics to force mating with females who are unreceptive or attempting to escape, serving as a form of sexual conflict and a mechanism for reproductive success.
Tracey Thekla Rolandelli@amiserabilist @the_etrain @Kierkegaanks is the Artemis capsule equipped with a gaseous anomaly filtration device? Maybe Uhura would know.