I know #technology in our house is #spying on us. So often things mentioned in conversation will suddenly show up as topics of YouTube recommended videos.

I hate this aspect of our corporate #surveillance state.

I do take some comfort in knowing they're also hearing all the complaining I do during repetitive unskippable #ads and my promises that "I'll never watch that, I feel like I've already seen it."

If they're listening, I hope they hear the expletives during some adverts.