In the Christian tradition, today is the observance of The Last Supper. This question is a twofer:

If it were *your* Last Supper with your friends, and one frenemy, what would you like to be on the menu? Odd as it may seem, I'd want pizza, Mexican food, and French fries, all my favorite foods.

Also, what is the best/funniest parody scene you have ever seen of The Last Supper? I'm sure there are versions with Muppets or Star Wars characters.

@kimlockhartga

burgers. so versatile. so handheld. so shareable. so accesible. there's a burger out there for everyone. craving a peanut butter & bacon with hot honey right now.

@saltywizard @kimlockhartga Cheesburgers is my vote.

Jesus: "The one who reaches into the communal fry box as I do will be the one who betrays me."

*reaches for a french fry*

Judas: *reaches for a french fry*

Jesus: "You simple motherfucker."

@DVWhat @kimlockhartga

i never understood why xians give judas iscariot (or the pharisees of judea, for that matter) so much grief. without his (or their) interference, yeshua of nazareth might never have fulfilled his 'destiny' to die on the cross and the 'sins' of the believers would not have been 'forgiven.' it would make more sense if they celebrated his (and their) contribution to their 'salvation.'

any apologists out there wanna explain this to me?

@saltywizard @DVWhat This has been the subject of much debate in scholarly circles. I'm no scholar, but I really do think everyone involved thought they were doing the right thing, and felt super righteous about it. Judas wanted to force the new Kingdom into existence. Sounds a lot like evangelicals today who want to rush Armageddon and bring about the End Times.

@kimlockhartga @DVWhat

i'm contractually required to post this image whenever someone mentions ARMEGEDDON.

@saltywizard @DVWhat ha ha ha!

I had a weirdo teacher who tried to convince us we were in the End Times . . . in the 1970s. Then he hit on me, so on-brand I guess.