Chris @ š¦£Thirteen years ago, a woman at the dog park told me she was "looking for a life partner".
She meant *for her dog*.
Which made my saying "no thanks I'm married" a bit awkward.
š@tenzochris no it was her who was awkward. who even says that about a dog.
she wanted you and then did a pirouette when you weren't available, that's my firm belief.
she wanted you and then did a pirouette when you weren't available, that's my firm belief.
@maria Iād never seen her before, which makes it pretty weird in either case. š
@tenzochris see, a fellow weirdo!
just change the story to when you were proposed to randomly in a park from someone who blamed the dog
just change the story to when you were proposed to randomly in a park from someone who blamed the dog