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NEWS! Tesco manager crucified in frozen aisle to prove supermarkets are ‘Easter’ enough https://newsthump.com/2026/04/02/tesco-manager-crucified-in-frozen-aisle-to-prove-supermarkets-are-easter-enough/
Tesco manager crucified in frozen aisle to prove supermarkets are ‘Easter’ enough

The manager of a local Tesco has been nailed to a cross following complaints by some members of the public that supermarkets aren’t ‘Easter’ enough. 

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Show threadErik Buchanan who writes stuff5d ago
@newsthump In the frozen aisle? That means they just have the one and haul him out of the freezer every year, I bet...
Show threadKevin O'Gorman5d ago
@newsthump heard they were also planning to have a shoplifter on either side, but couldn't find any as anyone stealing food is invisible.