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NewsThump 6d ago

NEWS! Tesco manager crucified in frozen aisle to prove supermarkets are ‘Easter’ enough https://newsthump.com/2026/04/02/tesco-manager-crucified-in-frozen-aisle-to-prove-supermarkets-are-easter-enough/

Tesco manager crucified in frozen aisle to prove supermarkets are ‘Easter’ enough

The manager of a local Tesco has been nailed to a cross following complaints by some members of the public that supermarkets aren’t ‘Easter’ enough.

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@newsthump heard they were also planning to have a shoplifter on either side, but couldn't find any as anyone stealing food is invisible.