“Shortly before…Trump was set to address the American people on Wednesday night, Iran declared that it would agree to end the war only if there was regime change in the United States.
“The United States is a rogue state led by an unstable ruler,” the Iranian statement read. “Such a madman must not be allowed to possess nuclear weapons.”
The…ultimatum drew…strong support from Greenland, Canada, and the rest of NATO.” (The Borowitz Report)
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/iran-agrees-to-end-war-only-if-there
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