Fesshole 🧻
When I was a teenager my parents entrusted me with buying their weekly lotto ticket numbers. I always kept the money and spent it on cigarettes, beer etc. Every Saturday night my parents watched the lotto hoping their numbers would come up and I watched it praying they wouldn't!
Apr 2 at 11:20amWeb
Show threadscy (not @ EH23)3d ago
@fesshole This sounds like a fascinating scenario for law school.
Show threadAndy3d ago
@scy @fesshole It really does...
Show threadDrey3d ago
@scy @fesshole - Absolutely.
Show threadB@1ty3d ago
@scy @fesshole or a proctology doctor ..
Show threadAndy3d ago
@fesshole Cigarettes, eh? Maybe lumg cancer will get ya. Sounds fair to me! IDIOT.
Show threadDrey3d ago
@remixman @fesshole - Hopefully not the Lung cancer. Guilt lasts longer.
Show threadAndy3d ago
@atlovato @fesshole True!
Show threadyou're all idiots3d ago
@fesshole a statistician confesses.
Show threadRaven6673d ago
@fesshole considering how unlikely the odds are, your family probably came out ahead, beer and cigs are a better use of money than lotteries, probably bring more happiness than losing every week forever
Show threadMichael Westergaard3d ago
smoking = bad, but also smoking > gambling
Show threadScott3d ago
@fesshole but wouldn’t they want to see the ticket at least once, before or while watching the draw?
Show threadMans R3d ago
@scottearle @fesshole I suppose they told the kid which numbers to put down, so there'd be no need to see the official ticket.
Show threadScott3d ago
@mansr of course, but they’d want to see it at least once, surely
Show threadSimon 2d ago
@fesshole and they never ever asked for the tickets after you purchased? 🤔