Someone save me from the Business-Positive Optimistic Student Emails.

"I am aware that you sent instructions for filling out my course schedule, but I'm sure this will suffice!" [sends completely unusable schedule missing half the key information]

"I look forward to working with you to resolve this issue!" [They missed a test, have no documentable excuse, and waited two weeks to contact me]

"I'm confident we can work out a satisfactory solution!" [They're getting an F in the course and it's week 8 of the semester]

#professor #frustration #jargon #business #ToxicPositivity