I saw a young person talking about how they just bought 6 vinyls from their favorite artists but that they didn’t have a ā€œvinyl readerā€ to play them on yet, and I think I felt my face slide off.

#vinyl #RecordPlayer #HelloFellowKids #vintage

@KydiaMusic total tangent, but that ALT text, is it bait? That's Private Ryan, not Benjamin Burton, isn't it?

Sorry to kinda call you out, I'm just making sure I haven't skipped into an alternative timeline

@Rubelicious

Congratulations on being perhaps the only person who took the time to read my ALTtext!

No it’s not bait, I’m just stupid šŸ˜‚ (I haven’t seen Benjamin Button and don’t remember much of Saving Private Ryan, so I made an assumption).

I appreciate the way in which you called me out, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter on how to do so, as there are several men online whom I often want to call out, but don’t want to hurt their fragile egos.