Today's car is the Mitsuoka Viewt, which I have dubbed "Temu Jaguar".

"The Mitsuoka Viewt is a series of retro-styled subcompact cars sold by the Japanese automaker Mitsuoka, intended to resemble the 1963 Jaguar Mark 2."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsuoka_Viewt
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