Sorry I haven’t been posting much recently

Edit: Joke complete. April fools! I do not have a uterus! Thank you for participating in this interactive comedy experience

@danirabbit Congratulations? :)
@danirabbit see, it's three hours past my bed time which is for reasons supposed to be around two in the morning …is it April 2nd for you as well by now?
@purple please respect my family’s privacy at this time
@danirabbit of course of course, I can only offer my apologies as I sit here surrounded by mess I've run out of energy to put back together in that classic spicy brain way
@danirabbit
Congrats! Woohoo.
Rest up - you're growing an entire person! That takes a LOT of energy. 🩷🩵
@danirabbit they finally succeeded in doing the impossible 😮

@danirabbit This medical condition is caused by your husband. He has been very naughty!. You will get inexplicable cravings for pickles and/or ice cream in months ahead. It is your husband who must be made to fetch food at any/all hours.

This medical condition will resolve itself in about 9 months 🙂

@danirabbit
Reminds me of my covid test when the positive strip was so positive it sucked the life force out of the control strip. Pretty sure this test means the impossible fetus is hungry and has already eaten its twin 🤔
@danirabbit
Glückwunsch! 👍🏼🍀
@danirabbit Congratulations! Or Sorry that happened. Depending on how you feel about this.
@danirabbit presumable congratulations! ❤️
@danirabbit Congratulations, I guess? :)