What's the easiest way to get a physical button that I can stick some batteries into, and it'll trigger that HTTP call (over the wifi) when I push the button?

The IoT Button is a versatile smart switch offering dual Home Assistant integrations through ESPHome and Zigbee. Powered by ESP32-C6, it features customizable RGB LED indicators, programmable event triggers, USB-C charging, and flexible mounting options - everything you need for intuitive smart home control.
@foone ooh, this just needs a esp32 worth a button. I just got a thing from M5 for home assistant that has at least that much. They've got a bunch of things similar.
I got this one, but I'll have to look for a better match for what you're wanting
https://shop.m5stack.com/products/atom-echo-smart-speaker-dev-kit
@foone they also have this chonky fella I wanna do something with
https://shop.m5stack.com/products/chain-mechanical-key-button-stm32g031

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