@nocontexttrek it’s definitely after mid-day..
@nocontexttrek Not Star Trek.
@weylandyutanicorp @nocontexttrek Uh, have you checked the calendar?
@fox @weylandyutanicorp @nocontexttrek If you can't take a silly April Fool's joke from an account that posts "Fun Will Now Commence" (almost) every Friday, why are you even here?
@nocontexttrek ah the early episodes where Captain Spock was a woman.

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Jeez, tf has sand ever done to you? Not like you were enslaved on a desert plβ€”ohhhh, right.

@nocontexttrek It's coarse, and rough, and it clogs up the transporter pattern buffers.

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The courtship of Spock's future parents.

@nocontexttrek Violence. Pure violence.