I regret to inform you that my drafts folder has once again developed a bit of a backlog. Believe it or not I try not to post every thought I have on here. I am capable of some restraint. However I'm loath to throw my thoughts in the bin. Even if they are total nonsense rubbish. Why? I dunno. Perhaps it's because Fedi is the only proof I exist as me anywhere in the world. A licence to be myself (00Ben). Whatever the reason it's happening. And so I present to you, the latest....... Ben's outtakes!.....
I feel like I'm on the cusp of being the first person with actual powers. Like I'm so close to a mutation I can feel it. What might it be? It'll be rubbish. Just spontaneously go mad or something. But I am the next step in human evolution nonetheless. Can it be harnessed or will it destroy the world. Oh no is everything my fault? It's already begun.
I need to convince the markets that I control a vital resource. Looking around it can't be grass because other people have loads of that. Bugs?
Do you think in procedural shows when actors play hierarchical roles, this affects their irl relationships? Must do. Stamford Prison Experiment-style. Do you always want to make love to your on screen partner or murder people? Probably. Actors must be stopped.
Wondering if I should start applying for jobs where I run social media accounts for corporations. NONE OF THIS IS REAL! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!GOD IS DEAD! GIVE ME A MILLION POUNDS! Put me in charge of ketchup. See what happens.
I just want to say thanks to those people so keen to debate with me about my personal experience and opinions. Thanks so much guys! Maybe I am wrong!
Seems like everyone has a Controversies section in their Wikipedia these days. Without implicating yourself legally, what would yours be? Mine is that I take the view some crime should be allowed, a history of talking about kidnap, and quite a lot of talk about throwing people into outer space. But for the record I was joking (I wasn't joking (I was (I absolutely wasn't)))
If I were a world leader I would simply holler at the other WLs and agree to kick the absolute shit out of Donald Trump
If I don't find my tin opener I will burn this whole operation to the ground