A tiki tramp gave me this cocktail recipe on the streets of Hawaii. He said it was called the New Windsor Skin Rearranger.

Half-fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Into this pour the juice of 2 oranges. Add 2 measures of strychnine. Top up with orangeade. Shake incompetently for 13 minutes, then strain into a chipped mug. Slàinte mhath!

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