Saw this elsewhere and I love it! #bookstodon
@JeniParsons I don't get the caterpillar reference.
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It’s the title of a children’s book by Eric Carle.
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@raederle @gbsills and a wonderful book! My daughter and I loved it

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My kiddo was partial Brown Bear, Brown Bear but I’ve loved Eric Carle’s books since I was introduced in the 90s in children’s lit.

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@raederle @JeniParsons @gbsills my daughter loved Brown Bear, Brown Bear so much I nearly had the whole thing memorized.
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You may be on to something. My trans kid is always very hungry.

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Because after you read it, you turned into a butterfly, obviously.

@JeniParsons However, I am a hungry, hungry hippo.
@JeniParsons That crowd is secretly closeted, and terrified!!
@JeniParsons What happened to eating green eggs and ham over and over?
@JeniParsons I think we can all agree that the "Books will turn your kid trans" crowd are definitely not the lovable monster at the end of the book.

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If books had such power to influence sexuality, surely there would be nothing but cishets in this world, because, you know, that is where 99% of not just books but ALL media points us towards.

Hmm.... gosh maybe something else might be responsible? 🤔

@JeniParsons or indeed not nailed to a cross for not respecting the authority.
@JeniParsons normalize being a very hungry trans caterpillar
@JeniParsons you haven't seen how Marco Rubio dresses up for his video calls with onlyfans hosts.
@JeniParsons Exactly. Strangely, I'm not a monkey, my name isn't George, and a lot of the time I'm not curious at all.

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From the same producers of:

“Globalists have a laser ray that can make you homosexual”

🤦🏻‍♂️

@JeniParsons I'm very hungry tho. 

@JeniParsons no but I am suddenly VERY hungry...

(I am, of course, joking - and like what you posted!)

@JeniParsons Although we only have their word for that.
To paraphrase a famous meme, on the internet no one knows that you're really a caterpillar.
Or that your real name is Colin. 🙂
@JeniParsons guess for most of them pretending to read one book - the bible - have made them this evil, so anyone reading any book properly is a threat.
@htpcnz I doubt they have read the Bible since if they had they’d ban it too. They might have read some weirdo books about the Bible though