motherfucker why is this on the citizenship test

name one single reason

@whitequark what, you don't fax your friends to organize social events?
@azonenberg @whitequark no, we obviously have an elaborate codebook of magic numbers to bid on each others eBay auctions.
@HeNeArXn @azonenberg @whitequark I go find a song with a title like "do you want to do a thing with me this weekend" and put it in a shared dropbox that my friends know to check periodically