Age verification clearly doesn't belong into #systemd. We should have never merged this. Instead this should be incrementally added to the kernel itself. I'm doing my part:

https://lore.kernel.org/all/20260401-i-hope-someone-believes-this-is-real-04f24e03944e@brauner

[PATCH] vfs: require verified birth date for file creation - Christian Brauner

@brauner This shouldn’t be at any level. Age verification is a Trojan horse to control us. These governments did nothing about underage kids accessing porn for decades. Now, all of the sudden, they want my ID just to log into my computer because of the kids?! All the while, these pols (in both parties) take donation $ from Meta as it lobbies for these laws to mitigate its own legal liability? My disgust at this betrayal & corporatist sellout by the open source community is boundless. Maddening.
@archivescribe I agree with everythng you said, but this post is an April Fool's joke.
@not3ottersinacoat Thank goodness. Then again, wait a week...