Ellie 🐍 🎄
Every year on April Fool's Day, I celebrate by telling terrible jokes all day. 2026 is no exception! I'll start off with a classic in the next post.
CrystaleA fsh!
Why is the ocean salt water?
Because pepper water made the fish sneeze.
Diner: "Waiter, my soup is cold."
Waiter: "It's gazpacho."
Diner: "Oh, pardon me. Gazpacho, my soup is cold."
A dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for an application.
The bartender says, "Wow, a talking dog! You should be in the circus!"
The dog tilts his head. "Why would the circus need a bar back?"
A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit looks around and says, "I think I'm a typo."
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's really hard to get wallpaper that small.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name.
People keep telling me nothing rhymes with orange.
I keep insisting: no, it doesn't.
I love jokes about elevators. They work on so many levels.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter.
One time I tried to make a belt out of watches.
It turned out to be a waist of time.
I got a ceiling fan the other day.
Kind of wish I hadn't.
All he does is stand there saying "ooh, popcorn in eggshell, bold choice."
It's time for me to wrap up for the day. Thank you all for reading and sharing a (reluctant) laugh with me today. Happy April Fool's Day. :)
I'll leave you with my very favorite joke...
A stick!
Thank you again. :)
Tired Morlock 🚀🌖@noelle ok, that one goes into my repertoire
devlogic@noelle Thank you so much for these! It's getting close to the end of my day but I've had the best time reading all of your jokes :D
@devlogic I'm so glad to hear that. :) Have a good night, and happy April Fools' Day! :)
Tom Forsyth@noelle Nothinge?
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Rev. Johnny Healey@noelle I've heard this one, but where they walk into a blood donation clinic.
Stacey