Ellie 🐍 🎄
Every year on April Fool's Day, I celebrate by telling terrible jokes all day. 2026 is no exception! I'll start off with a classic in the next post.
A fsh!
Why is the ocean salt water?
Because pepper water made the fish sneeze.
Diner: "Waiter, my soup is cold."
Waiter: "It's gazpacho."
Diner: "Oh, pardon me. Gazpacho, my soup is cold."
A dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for an application.
The bartender says, "Wow, a talking dog! You should be in the circus!"
The dog tilts his head. "Why would the circus need a bar back?"
A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit looks around and says, "I think I'm a typo."
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's really hard to get wallpaper that small.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name.
People keep telling me nothing rhymes with orange.
I keep insisting: no, it doesn't.
I love jokes about elevators. They work on so many levels.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter.
Tired Morlock 🚀🌖@noelle ok, that one goes into my repertoire