Ellie 🐍 🎄
Every year on April Fool's Day, I celebrate by telling terrible jokes all day. 2026 is no exception! I'll start off with a classic in the next post.
A fsh!
Why is the ocean salt water?
Because pepper water made the fish sneeze.
Diner: "Waiter, my soup is cold."
Waiter: "It's gazpacho."
Diner: "Oh, pardon me. Gazpacho, my soup is cold."
A dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for an application.
The bartender says, "Wow, a talking dog! You should be in the circus!"
The dog tilts his head. "Why would the circus need a bar back?"
A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit looks around and says, "I think I'm a typo."
Rev. Johnny Healey@noelle I've heard this one, but where they walk into a blood donation clinic.