ai slop sucks! but don't worry, this machine, which we're making out of slop, and which we're feeding lots of slop into, definitely won't produce more slop. i am the chief innovation officer
the slopster's slop will never de-slop the slopster's other damn slop
@aparrish have you tried telling the machine to not de-slop its output? I hear that is supposed to help! 🤦🏻‍♀️
@aparrish quis cuslopiet ipsos cuslopes
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@aparrish I hear this to the tune of “Never Outfox the Fox” from “The Court Jester”, thank you.

@aparrish Surely whoever shovels slop the fastest and creates the largest pile of slop shall win!

(I am so ready for this nonsense to be over)

@aparrish impossible, the CIO of an AI company never writes their own words
@aparrish garbage in : garbage out? Sounds like you haven't tuned your prompts well enough yet. Have you tried including "please do not output garbage"?
@aparrish "Spot on! The 'Garbage In, Garbage Out' loop is exactly why we are drowning in AI slop. This is precisely the 'Prison of Numbers' I write about—where logic is fed low-quality data and expected to produce wisdom. We need more 'Words' (humanity) and fewer 'Numbers' (algorithms) to break this cycle. Love the title, Chief!"