Sorry, what kind of lumber
Honestly the slogan on the facing page also feels like something from Omega Mart

@hannah *taking way too long to think about this*

you know what, they're right

@radicalrobit no! without wood you can't do anything with your woodworking tools!!
@hannah @radicalrobit you could hold your saw up in the air and move it back and forth, which is less effort than if there was wood there, but also much less ergonomic so I wouldn't recommend it, definitely get wood first
@bujold @hannah @radicalrobit and for some sex workers, there is definitely no working without wood!
@hannah @radicalrobit The hand tool sharpening crowd would disagree but they are too busy scraping off their arm hairs.
@hannah Diminshioned lumber is often used to make elaborate scarmophogrogs.
@hannah ahhh that reminds me of my favourite lyric from Beastie boys, "another dininshioned new galagacy"
@hannah There is now a splinter in my brain
@hannah it used to be a bigger size
@hannah sweet, I need some canarywood trwoo by floors
@hannah ah, itโ€™s cut to specified diminshions
@hannah
This will be how I describe myself henceforth : Light brown heartwood with almost all white sapwood. Straight grain with coarse texture. Excellent bending properties and shock resistance.