My whole life I was told Satan was red.
Turns out he’s orange.

@VeroniqueB99

If there is one head of state that is anti-christ (not to confuse with THE antichrist), that would be him.

@VeroniqueB99 and he smells like Maybelline foundation, cheap hairspray, and adult diapers.
@CatDragon 🤣🤣🤣🤢
@VeroniqueB99 Maybe he's more of a "brick orange"? 🤔
@pertho 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pertho @VeroniqueB99 to me it still looks like orange orange, though lately (i have to admit) it faded more and more into a used brown leather colour for me

@cloud 🤣🤣🤣🤣you are not wrong...

@pertho

@VeroniqueB99
Minor typos. Satan was depicted as having two horns. Turns out that Satan was just relentlessly horny and didn't care about consent.

Wait till you find out what the barbed tail means. (Hint, it is his misshapen penis, which has been bitten more than once.)

@Urban_Hermit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@VeroniqueB99 He used to have better makeup people.
@jmax 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@VeroniqueB99 why, you are religious all of a sudden?
@bastiii 🤣🤣🤣 (not all of a sudden no... i went to Catholic school for a minute there 🤣)
@VeroniqueB99
I assumed he'd be better looking. Instead we got orange Jabba the Hut
@geos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yes

@VeroniqueB99

satan is still red. satan is smart. trump is no satan

it's the antichrist that's orange

@benroyce ooooohhhh That's right! 👍
@VeroniqueB99 someone should tell Peter Thiel since he’s so anxious about the antichrist

@alanthecampbell @VeroniqueB99 He won't believe you. He's convinced it is Gretta Thrunberg.

There's this old nightmare theater or something from way back before my time that I wish I could place because it's pretty creepy. Guy keeps seeing this little girl with a red ball...it's Satan and she's mocking him. He's like a serial killer or something and this girl is just everywhere with this ball. Tries to kill her with his car and gets decapitated. She picks up his head and replaces her ball.

@VeroniqueB99 that's because It's a shiny satan.
@odd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@VeroniqueB99 Maybe he’s jaundiced
@farah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

@VeroniqueB99
this is offensive.

i would rather make deal with red .... satan. satan has some little compassion and keeps his promises. unlike this orange dude, he is totally in different cruelty club.

@zetabeta you are not wrong...

@VeroniqueB99

If you haven't read it try Khalil Gibran's "Satan". He fosters fear and they brought it with them.

@VeroniqueB99 and Santa, an anogram of satan, is supposed to be green!
what else has coke lied to us to us about?!
@beeeff 🤣🤣🤣🤣I was always suspicious of those polar bears....
@VeroniqueB99 They never had a word for orange in the olden days.
@catnip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

@VeroniqueB99
Please allow me to introduce myself,
I'm a man of wealth and taste.

No, wait, that's going to need a rewrite....

@electric_gumball 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 writing is re-writing ...