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Low Quality Facts

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Secret Ingredient Is Cat Hair" Kitchen Towel Set. A secret ingredient in no way implies the ingredient is desirable or even edible. For example, the secret ingredient in a McDonald's Big Mac is the tears of underpaid employees.
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Low Quality Facts 1d ago

Similarly, the secret ingredient in a Burger King Whopper is whatever roadkill was found on the fry cook's way to work.

@lowqualityfacts The roadkill is better at Hungry Jacks.

Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️1d ago

@lowqualityfacts no no no.
Wrong so very wrong.
It is the spit of 16 year old boys

HisVirusness 1d ago

@lowqualityfacts I can attest to this; I was the road kill.

just_one_bear 1d ago

@lowqualityfacts It's the high bar of a quality burger that Harvey's could never match.

@lowqualityfacts that's how you know it was fresh

Agitatra 🚲🐻🌿🇪🇺🇺🇦1d ago

@lowqualityfacts As true as this may be, their there are no better vegan patties in any other fast food franchise.

@lowqualityfacts Wow. Thanks. Now everyone knows what my secret ingredient is

Lstn2urmama4 1d ago

@lowqualityfacts THAT is interesting AS for all the years of having cats ...NEVER ONCE was cat hair an issue ....

Cats were well groomed from baths to brushing and was allowed up and down the counter in one place and NEVER had any issue with cat hair on counters or clothing or furniture ever ...But since she is gone for many years an odd hair does pop up suddenly .. but that is to remember her 🥰

@lowqualityfacts back to your old tricks of hiding high quality facts in plain sight again!

Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️1d ago

@lowqualityfacts these would make my brother’s brain explode

@lowqualityfacts It's like saffron, yes?

varx/social 1d ago

@lowqualityfacts That and white pepper. The secret ingredient is always white pepper.

Yours Truly 1d ago

@lowqualityfacts this would be fire as an apron

Cookiefiend 6h ago

@lowqualityfacts I always serve cookies on this platter. No one can claim they weren't warned.