🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)They told me Jesus would open doors, but I decided to try him on smaller padlocks first.
(some Christian organization sent out bulk Jesus ads that contained little metal crosses, so I decided to make a holy jiggler)
Coles Street Pothole
Danielle Crawford@ColesStreetPothole Holy Jiggler, sung to the tune of Holy Diver by Dio
Third spruce tree on the leftHoly Jiggler
You've been down too long with that padlock, see
Oh what's becomin' of me
Unchain that bikelock
You like pickn locks but your're not a theif
Just want to see if you succeed
Gotta pick that lock, holy jiggler, yeah
Cylinders and tumblahs
Like the gears in the bowels of an oiled machine
Police is coming for you, look out
Race for subscribers
Lock pickn lawyers got nothin on you
Oh we we'll mash Like on Youtoooobe
Gotta pick that lock, holy jiggler
Dizzy 0069 Stiff Assed Crip 